Ok.. so this might be one of the craziest/weirdest/scariest things that ever happen to me..,, and I mean ever…like most mornings we get up early and realize that it might be only 2 or 3 am – so we try and go back to sleep – which happened today – then at 5 am - I was ready to conquer the world….. so Dale in his ultimate patience walked with me to the bathrooms (BANO) in the marina building –
This is the honest to God truth - he walked into the men’s “bano” and I headed for the ladies – upon opening the door – all I could think of … “is this the end?” – a “gunman” was squatting on the floor of the ladies room in the dark – with a huge shotgun – and I mean HUGE….jumped up and was startled…..I felt like… I am not sure what I felt like – anyway … I fell back against the wall – holding my heart to keep it from coming out of my chest –know I said something to Dale – not sure what exactly, but I obviously scared the gunman….
I don’t know WHO scared WHO the most - but the poor marina guard (which of course I did not know at the time) was shook up and “got caught “ sleeping on the job in the ladies bano – my heart got an extra kick start for my day and got the living “crap” scared out of me as that is why I was headed to that place anyway… Dale like the great guy that he is …… says… “oh, guess that is to be expected… we are being protected!” I never……… I bet that guard doesn’t hang out in my bano tonight!! Life on the boat – is still good… Dale might have to treat me to an ice cream, margarita, or something this afternoon!!
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WOW!!!! Intense - you wanted an adventure:)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh this kind of protection you don't need. Tell him to go protect/nap in the men's bano
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